Please don’t tell us we’re skinny – we are lean and if we ask you ‘does my bum look big in this’ the answer is YES!
2: No we can’t ‘skip the gym’
Our workouts are very high on our list of priorities – its not that we dont wanna hang with you we just dont want to have to ‘skip the gym’ to do so!
3: Gym gear – get used to it
We workout in it, we chill out in it and we want it as a gift for our bdays and xmas. Dont like sweat pants and sports bra’s? Move on!
4: DOMs
We get them and when we have them do not expect sex – under any circumstances
5: Partying every weekend…ummmmm…
Sometimes (usually) we just wanna curl up on the couch watching the Crossfit Games and eating Paleo brownies
6: Sniggering when we talk about our Snatch is not cool
If you dont know what it is..your probably not boyfriend material
7: Dont ask us to flex our biceps in front of your mates
Its not cool..
8: It is REALLY exciting when we hit a PB
And we are gonna want to tell you ALL about it – act interested..even better..BE interested
9: Dont get jealous
We know alot of men with alot of muscles – no we dont flirt with all of them
10: Coffee is the way to our hearts
Especially first thing in the morning